I always say to my friends, “I don’t understand women but I love them” In my 21 years in organizing beauty pageant, I must confess that no matter how I try, I still do not understand women. Perhaps women are created but are not meant to be understood, even God did not understand why Eve did it (eating the apple) despite God telling her No! Don’t Do It! Did God actually make a big mistake? Ok, leave God out of this.
Women in this world are perceived differently, and each country has its own way of describing its women. Unfortunately I don’t know about all of them but only a few. In Taiwan, women's behaviour is like the weather in their country, so unpredictable and changes so quick. In Hong Kong, if women can be trusted, the female pig will know how to climb a tree. In China, women's heart are like the ocean, and you will never know how deep they are. In Singapore, the women are so “Kia Su” they want everything (including children) except pregnancy. In America, the women give their men everything on the first date and later take everything away from them. In the Philippines, the women take love very seriously, and once they are in it, they will claim it and are so possessive with it, and will fight to keep it. In Thailand, the women trust and love foreign men more than their own men. In Brazil, the women are known as “Plastic Women”, a Brazilian woman is not a complete woman without plastic surgery. The first thing they want is to have a bigger boos, and once they have them, they can’t wait to parade them on the beaches and streets. In South Korea, the women are still struggling to be on top of their men, and they probably will be still under their men for another century. In Japan, the women at the age of 21 years are considered as very old by their men, at the age 18 years are considered as old, and at any age below 16 years they are considered as young.
However, in Malaysia, we are a multi-racial society, unlike in Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, South Korea and Japan. My perception on Malaysian women differs for each races, and it would be rather unjust to come up with a common sweeping statement on all women in Malaysia. If I would have to make a statement on women in Malaysia, well, this would be the closest I can get and I would like to be more elaborate. In Malaysia, the women are like “Yau Char Kway” stick to their men, they are so obsessed by love and they will give up everything just for love. Eat love, drink love, study love, play love, sleep love, and always think and worried about love. They have a phobia that no one will marry them.
(“Yau Char Kway” is a Cantonese name literally means “Oil-Fried Ghost”, is a deep fried strip of two one foot-long rolls of dough joined together, usually eaten for breakfast as an accompaniment for congee or soy milk, and goes well with kaya or is dunk in hot Chinese black coffee. In English, it is known as Chinese Cruller).
It would be more interesting if I go a little further, and not to spare the Chinese, Indian, and Malay women in Malaysia. The Chinese women will empty the men’s pocket before they could even lay a finger on them, and it is always never enough. The Indian women’s parents will want the men to marry their daughters before they can even date her, and most Indian women agree with their parents. The Malay women are known to be the easy-to-fall-in-love type, as long as the man can take care of her, give her what she wants, and also takes care of her whole family, and usually the things they want are not very expensive.
What about the women in Sarawak? Well…..I presume that the women in Sarawak are keen and anxiously wanting to know about what I have to say about them. Interestingly, the women in Sarawak are quite similar to the women in Malaysia, but they are less aggressive, demanding, and more faithful to their men. The Dayak women…… I hope it won’t be too sensitive otherwise I may get my head chopped…. hehehe. No la…. I think the Dayak women of today are more open- minded and know what they want. However, I am quite persistent to have something to say about them. The Dayak women are like a frog living under the coconut shell, they are simple and contented, and are willing to marry the first man who comes to their rescue. Basically the women in Sarawak have one similar priority, their primary concern is always love and marriage, and they think that marriage is everything, and when they are in it, they want to be out of it. Funny, right?
It seemed that regardless of which country women come from, they all have one thing in common. Women today are basically demanding perhaps I should say greedy, they all want everything from one man. Hehehe…. Ladies, don’t be mad at me, K? It is only my perception. I know some of you are not…..and I also know that there are women who will give everything to one man…….and later take everything away from him. Hehehe…
What about the man? Errrr…..Well….. I suppose the men only want one thing from every woman.
Perhaps, I should be telling to my friends, don’t even try to understand women, just love them……and probably women are created to be loved.
If Eve is a Chinese, I think she would have eaten the snake, and we would be still running around naked.
Note: What I have said above is solely my perception for fun-reading, and I don’t mean to offend anyone or any particular race. Cheers!
However, in Malaysia, we are a multi-racial society, unlike in Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, South Korea and Japan. My perception on Malaysian women differs for each races, and it would be rather unjust to come up with a common sweeping statement on all women in Malaysia. If I would have to make a statement on women in Malaysia, well, this would be the closest I can get and I would like to be more elaborate. In Malaysia, the women are like “Yau Char Kway” stick to their men, they are so obsessed by love and they will give up everything just for love. Eat love, drink love, study love, play love, sleep love, and always think and worried about love. They have a phobia that no one will marry them.
(“Yau Char Kway” is a Cantonese name literally means “Oil-Fried Ghost”, is a deep fried strip of two one foot-long rolls of dough joined together, usually eaten for breakfast as an accompaniment for congee or soy milk, and goes well with kaya or is dunk in hot Chinese black coffee. In English, it is known as Chinese Cruller).It would be more interesting if I go a little further, and not to spare the Chinese, Indian, and Malay women in Malaysia. The Chinese women will empty the men’s pocket before they could even lay a finger on them, and it is always never enough. The Indian women’s parents will want the men to marry their daughters before they can even date her, and most Indian women agree with their parents. The Malay women are known to be the easy-to-fall-in-love type, as long as the man can take care of her, give her what she wants, and also takes care of her whole family, and usually the things they want are not very expensive.
What about the women in Sarawak? Well…..I presume that the women in Sarawak are keen and anxiously wanting to know about what I have to say about them. Interestingly, the women in Sarawak are quite similar to the women in Malaysia, but they are less aggressive, demanding, and more faithful to their men. The Dayak women…… I hope it won’t be too sensitive otherwise I may get my head chopped…. hehehe. No la…. I think the Dayak women of today are more open- minded and know what they want. However, I am quite persistent to have something to say about them. The Dayak women are like a frog living under the coconut shell, they are simple and contented, and are willing to marry the first man who comes to their rescue. Basically the women in Sarawak have one similar priority, their primary concern is always love and marriage, and they think that marriage is everything, and when they are in it, they want to be out of it. Funny, right?
It seemed that regardless of which country women come from, they all have one thing in common. Women today are basically demanding perhaps I should say greedy, they all want everything from one man. Hehehe…. Ladies, don’t be mad at me, K? It is only my perception. I know some of you are not…..and I also know that there are women who will give everything to one man…….and later take everything away from him. Hehehe…
What about the man? Errrr…..Well….. I suppose the men only want one thing from every woman.
Perhaps, I should be telling to my friends, don’t even try to understand women, just love them……and probably women are created to be loved.
If Eve is a Chinese, I think she would have eaten the snake, and we would be still running around naked.
Note: What I have said above is solely my perception for fun-reading, and I don’t mean to offend anyone or any particular race. Cheers!
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